Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Settling in


So I got this book today in a thrift shop, Lost words of love.... I was actually looking for a flower pot. You know, for my plant:


Anyway, I was about to pick up a modestly ugly looking Marymuff.a when I spotted it. Words in our English vocabulary that have become lost through time...BORING? No, not when my sweetheart can say I'm "foading and asks me to unpucker in the the sky parlor." Which, of course, in today's evolved language means, "Hey, I think you're HOT. Let's get loose and go do it in the attic." Okay. Maybe I'm a word geek. But I'll also be able to use the terms dream-hole.b, fatiloquist.c, and and Piss-prophet.d correctly.

So, my next lovelorn letter might sound like:

Dear Millicent Aimcrier,(modern day dr. phil)
my quest monger's.1 flesh spades.2 are always clarity.3. No matter how matter how tactful I try to be, whenever I mention this to him, he works himself into faires.4 and won't listen to me and his murffles.5 flair up. How can I get him to clean up his act and stop being so carked.6?
Thrunched.7,
Hayley

It might sound a little droll, but now I won't have to worry about those West Village New York Clambersculls.8 or Constupration.9

A lot of words have little to do with love, but many of these smoozles.13 were found in 16th and 17th century love letters...and there are plenty of letters, playlets, and poems in the book that would send any modern day lover a runnin' far far away.

But I digress,
Now lets Frik.10 it up!
No fried shirts.11, and gimme a smick.12!

Love,
Mulberry

As always.. I may not have something good to say, but I always have something great to listen to...Good summer jigs for your new vocab lessons in love, and my new adventures on Varick St in NYC.


a. an old keepsake pot or pipe
b an opening in barns, towers, or steeples to let air, light, and sound to pass through
c a fortuneteller
d a person who diagnosed diseases by inspective urine, aka a water caster, see also R Kelly.
1 boyfriend
2 fingernails
3 dirty
4 a lovers fit
5 freckles
6 pissed and weird
7 annoyed
8a very strong ale
9 rape, never fun.
10 Dance to lively music
11 starched button ups
12 kisses :)
13 cuddlies

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Mixtape Monday

And this is the only good picture I have of new york...so far

Yep. Monday is my new favorite day....

I recently moved to New York from Huntington WV. I spend A LOT of time listening to new music, and it seems like I'm holding very hard to my roots lately... Today sort of reminded me of something " The truth knocks at the door, and you say 'Go away, I'm looking for the truth' and so it goes away. Puzzling." Sometimes the best things about our lives are right there in front of us and we just push it away.... Luckily, I have an iPod. Therefore I have a little bit of home in my buds at all times. This week I'll show those Brooklyn hipsters a thing, or 22....and every monday is a mixtape. Enjoyz....
  1. I was a lover - TV on the radio
  2. Knotty Pine - Dirty Projectors & David Byrne
  3. Mouthwash - Kate Walsh
  4. Dusklight - Fraser
  5. Yankee Hotel - Wilco
  6. Mine's not a high horse - the shins
  7. San Soloman - Balmoreah
  8. God loves you, Michael Chang - Dent May & His Magnificent Ukulele
  9. Take your love with me - Sophie Madeleine
  10. Stars were exploding - Good Luck
  11. Poke Her Face - Kid Cudi Feat. Kanye, Common, and Lady GaGa (yeah... i KNOW.)
  12. You still hurt me - William Fitzsimmons
  13. Wake up new - the mountain goats
  14. Consequence - The Notwist
  15. One eye open - Rush Hour Store
  16. Floating in the forth (on the midnight Organ Fight album, amazing.) - Frightened Rabbit (also good, the modern leper)
  17. Good Friday - Why?
  18. John Henry's/ Martin Wynne's No. 4/ Miss MacDonald - Bua
  19. Melody Day - Caribou
  20. Now we can see - The thermals
  21. Sweet Dreams, Sweet Cheeks - Los Campensinos
  22. Sweet disposition - temper trap

Monday, February 2, 2009

Inauguration 2009

Life changing events. A lot come unexpectedly. Others have been planned years in advance. And sometimes, it's hard to tell if it's the planning, the surprise, or just a current mentality that brings the transformation. Wherever the truth may be in that philosophy, it will undoubtedly bring forth a new state of mind. Mine arrived shortly after Noon, On January 20th, 2008.


 

I was standing in a crowd of roughly 2 million, braving Nordic wind gusts, knowing I would be there for at least 12 more hours. Barack Hussein Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States of America, and I invited myself to this illustrious event over a game of beer pong, just two days before.

You see, being freshly graduated from college brings forth a set of rather attractive benefits. In this pleasant purgatory between college and professional life, there is a blissful absence of any real responsibility, purpose, or motivation. Considering our extreme economic crisis, a record high unemployment rate, and my top-notch career selection in advertising, full advantage of said purgatory was taken. It really, truly was one of the best decisions of my life. Being in a standstill state of mind allowed me to watch my country move forward. It wasn't just an inauguration; it was a celebration for everyone. Every race. Every creed. Every citizen. January 20th marked a step in the right direction, and seeing it first hand assured me that we were all taking it together. I have the fist bumps to prove it.


Everyone has a different version of history, and America has definitely had a fair share of CNN/MSNBC/ABC coverage of Obama's inauguration. This account, however, is a mere flash of the big day from an extremely poor, 22 year old college graduate, who has hope coming out of her ass for her country, and its new state of mind.


After asking a relative stranger if I could join him in his travels to Washington D.C., and made an almost frighteningly fast phone call to another friend, who was planning the trip. The plan was set in motion; I was to go to the inauguration with two strangers, which, if you ask me, is all part of the fun. That is until I find a sack of lime and an axe in the trunk of the car, but I digress. After driving all night on a steady IV drip of Red Bull, we arrived at the house of J Sean, a post-fraternity nest nursing at least 6 brothers who were kind enough to lend their plethora of couches. Sleeping only enough to not pass out at the Washington Monument, we gathered ourselves and took the metro into the city. 

Warmth was not the first word that comes to mind on a balmy 20 degree D.C. evening, but it was surprisingly the first thing felt as we emerged on the streets. The city was already buzzing, a feeling comparable to Times Square on News Years Eve. Lining the inaugural parade route already were news crews, spectators much like ourselves taking in the night, locals trying to give the best deal on political memorabilia, street vendors, performers, and freestyle rappers. While there was a steady flow of police traffic, everyone was uncannily optimistic, and it rubbed off quick.

We outlined the city that night. Down Pennsylvania Avenue, to the Washington Monument, through the 1st annual nocturnal Easter egg hunt (Later on I was told these were city volunteers, picking up litter of the high volumes of people, I think not), down to the Lincoln memorial. There were hoards of people everywhere already. And at the end of a very long first night, I didn't care that my hands were numb, or that there was a good chance of blood filling my shoes from our expedition, the city bursting at the seams with people filled with exhilaration. It was like finding the center of the world on complete accident, and it was hard to tell just how much more energized the American people could get by Tuesday.

Monday came and went far too slowly, but we did meet even more people who had come from across the country to see Barack Obama be sworn in. We talked to college kids from Chicago, a retired teacher from Georgia, and a group from Canada who was finally proud to be physically attached to our previously questionable purple mountains of majesty. However, we did meet Will. I. Am. (Yes, the guy from the Black Eyed Peas) outside of the Smithsonian, and he assured us, Yes, we actually can.


It's 4:15 a.m. After two days of virtually no sleep and embarrassingly high amounts of excitement, our trio resembled a foppish group of toddlers who have tried desperately to dress themselves for Santa on Christmas. 

We didn't care; Barack would be cool with it. Sadly, we weren't the most excited persons on the train. Someone actually passed out on the way into the capitol. Show off.

By 5 a.m. we were among herds of really, really excited cattle, and slipped our way into the National Mall with a tour group, guided by men and women in red jumpsuits. There was a Bonnarific atmosphere, by which I do not mean concerts and marijuana, but rather an unbreakable comraderous spirit. And in those few square miles of land inside the National Mall represented a microcosm of the American people. Diverse. Hopefully. Energetic. Together. It was the very first time I felt that no matter the color of anyone's skin, we as an American population were willing to work together. In that piece of land outside the capitol building were people from across the country and the world. Every race, all calm and collected, and eternally excited for the next couple of hours.

Sure, we were numb, frozen to the core, and the steam rising from the breath of 2 million looked not unlike a 420 festival. We waited together, sharing stories of how we got there, listening to celebrity speeches until the moment came. Aretha sang, be bowed our heads for a moment, and rose them to a new President. The chants of "OBAMA!" were deafening around us, and we were three among a sea of waving American flags. Sadly, we were the only three people of 2 million who cheered like fools for John Williams (Emperial March. come on, people!) But that didn't matter. We had just witnessed history, and it was worth it all. 

For the first time, optimism filled the hearts of our population instead of shame and doubt. For the first time, I felt that there was hope in a leader, and that a new state of mind from a group of people is more important and has more impact than any piece of legislation could ever have. I felt like my campaigning had mattered after all. For a couple of days in my very young history, I felt hope in a way I've never felt in my heart. I felt as if I was a part of something that mattered, a witness to world history, a participant in change. On January 20th, I felt hope that my generation isn't lost to apathy and X Box, but that we have a stake in our country, and a leader willing to listen. What will happen in the next four years is hard to tell. But it only took a few short days to change my state of mind... So much for the planning philosophy behind life changing events.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Music for 2009




While attempting to make a list of every band I've ever loved, I often get distracted by daily unearthing in my musical endeavors.  And in writing.  And, well, with most other things.  I've seen my taste for music go from a solid distaste for anything that was NOT punk rock, to including nerdcore, new wave bluegrass and, of course, techno-goth pop.  2009, however, brings a freshly discovered open mindedness to me, with disregard to my previous genre snobbery.  I think it's definitely a year of hope, and a couple of other things. That true musicianship isn't gone, you can seriously, seriously love music, and still have fun with it, and that sometimes old ideas in a new light is just what you need.  With that said, I suggest to you my January neurosis of music:

Some are new discoveries, others are old favorites, but for the most part, these artists will most likely be buzzing my audio meatus this month...

Andrew Bird - Noble Beast.  Please do yourself a favor of freshly picked Violin virtuoso combined with prodigal whistling and and ever present optimism in simplicity.

Bag Raiders - Feel good techno. No raves, X, or sweaty German men about it.

Beirut - Along the lines of the aforementioned Birdman, however sub an accordion, a slightly docile hook, and an epic disposition .

The Bowerbirds - NC based band that are self described acoustic Americana. I can agree with that.  They seem to not mourn the fact that they are musicians, Kudos!

Brazilian Girls - Throw caution to the wind and any sexual preference that may go with it, because you'll definitely be dancing like a tipsy Tri Sigma on Homecoming night after you hear "Good Time".  It's a fuckin good time.

Call Florence Pow - This was the Nerdcore I was talking about.  If you ever tried your damnedest to dominate Mario brothers on your key-tar, I'm sorry, you will literally wet yourself when you listen to these guys.  It's like every late 80's  video game went to a mixer with the Mormon Tabernacle choir and made some babies.

The Cars - Maybe it's Echo nights, or maybe I just remember them being really fucking awesome.

Christopher O'Riley - Everytime I heard slight hints of major chords fluttering over tiny compy speakers from across the room, I have to ask who it is.  Upon further investigation, this guy is good.  Beautiful, even.

Dear & The Headlights - Refreshingly original acoustic alternative, mixed with a little pop, and carelessness toward defining which genre they'd like to belong to...

Fleetfoxes - Just go to Hulu.com and watch their SNL appearance, you'll understand.

Gary Jules - Wow.  Why didn't I listen to him sooner? Remember that Gears of War commercial that caught you off-guard when Marcus Fenix is slaughtering COG's to a soothing piano cover of a song you think you almost know? Yeah.  It's this guy.  And listen to Bluefish.

The Gaslight Anthem - Rock your face good stuff. Go grab a skateboard and some Chucks, please.

Girl Talk - I could make this an entirely separate post, but I might embarrass myself by the extent to which I freak out like a tween and a Jonas Brothers concert every time I hear Feed The Animals. Do you like oldies? Rap? Hip Hop? Techno? Hardcore rock? Alternative? Not any of them? Oh well, you'll like this biomedical engineer turned mash up DJ and producer.  The flawlessness to his craft is both enviable and genius.  Oh, and my mother and I can listen to the same CD that I could also play at a house rave or roadtrip.

The Go! Team - Hipster alternative remix music with a hint of the Fox & The Hound and the Bronx Children's choir? Yes. I think so.  Also, Media Molecule (I've been told it's some soft of video game developer?) decided that The Go! Team's enlivening innocence would be a good theme song for their puzzle platformer, Little Big Planet. If you've played the game, or heard their music, you'd agree.

The Great Fiction - It's about as pop culture as I'm getting this month, but this band was featured on the Invisible soundtrack. Although being devoid of a good plot, the soundtrack introduced me to some pretty good bands, this being one of them.  

Harvey Danger - Whenever you need witty lyrics, a 1990's state of mind, and something you know your Nickelback loving friends would HATE, put this in... yum.

Iron horse - It's bluegrass, and it's good.  Not much more to say, though I may be biased, I usually get to enjoy it overlooking a river while sitting in a hot tub.

Islands - Genre: other. If you enjoy archaic new wave alt pop, please bless your little adventurous heart and ignore my botched attempt to describe this band. Go fill your playlist with 'Where there's a will there's a whalebone', Rough Gem, and Creeper.

Jump, Little Children - Charleston, SC based band, swoon. May have opened for the Gin Blossoms at one point (just guessing...). While they are not still together, I hope one day they will serenade me with By the way they dance, in person.  Also good a track: Mexico.

Justice - D.A.N.C.E: do it. 1 2 3 4 5.

Kay Kay & His Weathered Underground - Indie folk with a flair for theatrics, honky tonk pianos, and genuinely jamborific confidence in telling a story with a song.

The Long Winters - Quite the panty dropping band.  If you're a struggling lonesome with your heart set on a struggling artistic(ish) barista/actress, ditch the Say Anything standard and pop Cinnamon on your mixtape. Ching! you'll see that tramp stamp in no time.

MGMT - Yet another unknown varmint that blew up, while still remaining slightly underground (Not unlike tremors, not in popularity, in, like, below the surface fracas...ahh nevermind)  Synthetic groovy beats.  Beegee appeal vox. I'm just doing a terrible job describing this one aren't I? Check out Time to Pretend and Electric feel.  

Norfolk & Western - Could possibly see this band at a local musician showcase, but there is a NPR Crossing Boundaries quality that I can't avoid.  Illegally download the new Rise of labor and start from there.

Of Montreal - An old standard that has an uncanny ability to complete smooth transitions in my mixes of new music.  Aces. If you like Minus the bear and Daft Punk, they may not sound similar, but I bet you like Of Montreal too...

Okkervil River - I'd really like to see them perform with Ben Folds.  Or Beirut? Or both! Cat's pajamas.  Their ability to write heartfelt lyrics and riffs that aren't butt rock make their sincerity shine through. Could be comparable to the Killers, if the Killers were from Seattle or Chicago, instead of Las Vegas.

Ra Ra Riot - A band I discovered while in New York, which is appropriate if you ask me.  Smooth listening that incorporates the Kooks vocals timbre and a decemberistness... Not a word.  Using it anyway.  Listen to  'Can you Tell'.

Ratatat - Thank you, white boy mixes of r&b and techno (used loosely) to created very DJ friendly dance beats.  They will inevitably end up collaborating with Timbaland.  I shutter at the thought.

RJD2 - Soon to hit every automobile (Esp. Cadillac) commercial, but in the mean time: Children! Scramble to buy Deadringer... then you can brag that you knew him back when... Choice listens? Ghostwriter and the Horror.

Soul Coughing - Yes, they've been around for a while.  No, I didn't know them before November, sue me! In fear of turning anyone off, please listen to Screenwriters blues and circles.

TV on the Radio - They are turning up everywhere, XM commericials, American Eagle, Clubs, FUSE.. I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to pee in the middle of the night and walk in to find Tunde Adebimpe singing 'Crying' in my shower stall.  Comparable to Black Kids, if the postal service, my morning jacket, and the dodos helped write the album.  Essentials, Wolf Like me, Love dog.

The Weepies - The woman's voice alone makes the band's namesake viable.  She literally makes me want to weep, it's just so damn sweet.  'I gotta have you', go listen to it.  Then burn your bra and light some incense.

The Wombats - By far my favorite, favorite, favorite band of the month.  Jeebus.  Maybe even the year? I had an album of theirs a couple of years ago, and forgot about it.  Until recently, when 'Let's dance to Joy Division' revived my wombat loving heart.  Um. Ramones, clash, ting tings, kooks rolled into pure unadulterated punk pop goodness.

It's a long description.  But 2009 will definitely take a turn up if you listen to these artists. Live in the moment, put on your headphones, play it as loud as you effing want, and keep an open mind. 
Cheers!

Monday, January 26, 2009

wow.. updates coming today


I am a recent college graduate. Which, of course, means I have been extremely and intentionally lazy for approximately one month. I've been to New York for some interviews, Cincinnati for debauchery, and D.C. for some civil rights history. All of which will be described in greater detail. As for now, I don't think I started blogging soon enough, http://twitter.com/Gloson. This kid makes me want fake a pituitary gland disorder and enroll in the Vern Rife special needs for special kids blog school. Sigh, I will catch up to you, one day, oh you decade of Malaysian prose!...Hangs her head in sorrow... updates to follow. Soon.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Christmas: The most laidback day of my life


Sure. Christmas is supposed be a time of joy, gift giving, tree lighting, and the college favorite, ugly Christmas sweater parties. For most, however, it usually ends up in a ridiculous amount of stress. Eggnog hangovers. Food hangovers. Family hangovers. Or any other overs that have either been voluntary (masochists...) or thrust upon us. However, I am so amazed with today. It's Christmas. I haven't left my pajamas or my living room, I listened to Sigur Ros and read David Sedaris, and not once did I feel the need for anything more. I guess I should attribute this day of blessed nothingness to the fact that the Keller's started Christmas on Thanksgiving, and maintained a steady flow of family traffic through my college graduation. That was nice. I had three weeks to make the family rounds, exchange pleasantries, and put a little more thought into the meaning behind madness. Hell, I even wrote Christmas cards, sans the standardized message. This may be the only tradition I steal from retailers. Christmas season starts the day after Thanksgiving and ends December 26th. Apply that to your family visits, gift acquisition and get togethers, and I promise steady contentment over the normal bipolar ride of joy and sheer hatred we all usually share during Jesus's Birthdaypalooza.

Things I have learned from Christmas:

1. Three weeks of steady family gatherings beats the hell out of seeing any of them today.

2. I can, in fact, make it through December 25th without watching A Christmas Story or reaching fisticuffs with my sister.

3. Christmas music on Christmas is for the birds. The kind that eat the ham fat leftovers you throw in your front yard after the dogs are comatose. Listen to Sigur Ros and Sufjan and your heart rate (regardless of your best attempts to shove as much cholesterol in your eggnog and deviled eggs) will thank you.

4. Instead of Christmas, The Netherlands celebrate St. Nicholas Day on December 5th, with a retired bishop from Turkey and 6 to 8 black men. Depending on your annual behavioral status, you may either get a toy in your sabots, or beaten, kicked, and thrown in a burlap sack. Then, you are drug off to Spain., which is, of course, St. Nicholas's home. I think I like they're version better.

5. Last night during Christmas Mass, the priest lit incense of Frankincense and Muir, which apparently to children, smell of culinary delight. During a moment of silence, a toddler took a deep exonerated breathe and screeched with unadulterated joy, " Something smells delicious!"
Yes kid. That would be the Jesus Crisp.

6. My family and friends know me pretty well: I received a painting, some liquor, a matching sweater from my lover, Icelandic indie music, a back rub, a wallet (that has already been stolen), a journal conveniently containing everything about New York, 100 reasons why music is the best expression, and a promise of Mexican food, cooked anytime I'd like. These of course have been over the past three weeks, which gives me plenty of time to enjoy. And of course, more kind words than I deserve. I hope my feeble attempts of thoughtfulness have proven to be half as good as these. Thank God I didn't get my previously chosen gift for everyone: http://www.trendhunter.com/slideshow/26646/8

8. Contrary to popular belief, change, to me, isn't something you see happening. You only feel it's effects after the fact. Today I woke up and appreciated the simplicity of my life. A change well received.

7. Sometimes doing absolutely nothing can bring everything in perspective.

Happy Holidays, or Lack thereof,
Hayley

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Notes on New York

I come from a town of about 2,000, and when I visited New York this November, questions upon my arrival were only slightly hilarious.  I graduated college December 6th, and have finals for the next week. Completely unmotivated? Yes.  Therefore, instead of doing the last remnants of schoolwork I have, I wanted to describe New York from my Franklin Furnace, Ohio perspective.  I loved it.